Spam

Dear person in charge of Barbara Boxer’s e-mail list,
Um, first of all? Remove me from your list. Second of all? E-mails that come into my mailbox with the subject line, “Don’t Delete This,” go straight in the trash. I may be a Monkey Brain, but this isn’t 1994 when e-mail was new for me and I opened and forwarded everything, including dirty e-mails about Smurfette.

Sincerely,
Monkey Brain