Monkey Brain

Dear Mrs. Crocker (and the makers of Fiber One muffin mix, since you don’t really exist),

If I had the spacial intelligence (or any brain cells that aren’t eaten up by motherhood) to figure out what a 2/3 full muffin cup should look like, would I be making muffins from a box? If I had that superpower, wouldn’t I be grinding my own wheat and baking muffins from scratch? Help a girl out, wouldja? Like, “add ¼ c batter,” or something like that.

(This is what I get for entering Costco while pregnant, nesting, and not on Ritalin.)

Sincerely,

Monkey Brain