Monkey Brain

I feel bad about how this whole NBC latenight fiasco turned out, especially since I love me some Conan (and not just because he went to Harvard). He didn’t get totally fired, but he kind of got passive aggressively fired.

This is just like what happened to Lynette? On Desperate Housewives? When she hid her pregnancy from Carlos, and then when he found out he knew he couldn’t fire her, so he gave her a “promotion” which required that she leave Fairfield and move to Florida (FLORIDA!) and so she said no and he said she was out of a job because she said no to the promotion and that he wasn’t firing her, and it was SO! DAMN! SNEAKY! So, yeah, I think it’s totally like that.

Good gravy, I need a life. . .