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Dear Phisherman,

Thanks for thinking of me, but I'm really not interested in meeting other Christian singles. You see, I'm married to a lovely Israeli-born Jew, and while I admit that my son looks like an ad for the Aryan Nation, I have no interest in trading in for a single Christian, despite your promise of pics and the fact that they are local.

You guys are really missing out here, because my Monkey Brain is all about the impulse click.

Sincerely,

Monkey Brain