Dear Keiki, my little English Cucumber,
Please stop kicking my cervix. Your big brother waited until the last few weeks before doing this, so I think you are taking the whole second child thing of trying to catch up a little too seriously.
I mean it, kid. It makes me feel like any second your little foot, fully booted up in a soccer cleat, is going to poke through, and that would be a VERY bad scene and grounds for a red card and some serious time outs.
Love,
Mama
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