Genetics

Most would agree that Jacob is my doppelganger, so if it weren’t for his personality, I’d have some ‘splaining to do!

Countless times over the last 7 years:
Me: Do you even know what that(insert word/object here) is?
Josh: Yes!
Me: What is it?
Josh: silence. . .mumbles something indecipherable or rapidly changes the subject
Last Thursday:
Me: Jacob, can you say Thanksgiving?
Jacob: Yes!
Me: Go ahead, say “Happy Thanksgiving!”
Jacob: silence. . . .Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. . .