Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Spam

Dear JCPenney.Com,

It's just not right to send pregnant women in the throes of nesting offers of free shipping and 25% off. Your Pottery Barn redux style is way too tempting.

You would think with all your phishing capabilities, you would know that I just spent a LOT of money on a shiny new car, and my monkey brain should not be tempted into new purchases (except for that Britax Roundabout that was on sale- for the second car, of course). For shame!

Sincerely,

Monkey Brain

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