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Dear Phisherman,

I don't know, having a big beast in my pants sounds quite dangerous. And frankly, I don't see how it could make me a beast in bed. I mean, sometimes, Jacob likes to bring in his lion or tiger from his Fisher Price alphabet menagerie, but I think that's all our bed can handle. Gosh guys, do you think we're living on the African savanna here or what?

Sincerely,

Monkey Brain