Monkey Butt

I am now coming to the realization that while my belly was growing and I was saying "Go, Keiki, Go!" my caboose was on the loose. It's like the fat cells in my butt and hips were like, " She's not looking; it's time to grow, boys! "

Well, listen up fellas, there's a new sheriff in town. And in three weeks when I get the okay from Dr. B, I'm Stroller Striding you right out of Badonka Donk City.