Thursday, October 22, 2009

Monkey Brain

When I was thirteen, I had a bunny rabbit named Mopsy. We installed a salt lick for her, which basically looks like a white roll of stone toilet paper, made out of compressed salt. I remember thinking, what weirdo animal needs to lick salt?

Based on the amount of sodium that I consumed today, I'd say it's time to drop all pretense of "food" and just install a salt lick in my office. Seriously folks, no amount of cucumbers will offset the last twelve hours.

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